Monday, November 29, 2010


Girls Reunion weekend- in a nutshell...

1.  It is true what Cosmo says.  Women are sexier in their 30's...maybe because we now have money for both beer and eyebrow waxing.  Maybe it is because we can afford to have our hair done by someone who actually went to cosmetology school and graduated.  Maybe it is because since we were in college- SPANX have been invented and high waisted jeans- thanks to Jessica Simpson will never again be in style.

2. Some things never change.  We may all have jobs- real ones that we will not blow off for the right keg party- but all in all we are still a bunch of crazy, 20 year olds at heart.  For example- as classy as we claimed to be- we were still escorted out of the bar...kicking and screaming the whole way out.

3.  Killington Vermont- I take it upon myself to apologize for the group as a whole.  We are sorry and promise to be better next time.

4.  Prosecco+Martinis+Scorpion Bowls+bottles of wine= Man Rape on the Mountain....and a hazy explanation to a detective who showed no signs of being surprised when I told him that I had no recollection of what happened in the room that I slept in.  Maybe he was not surprised because I was wearing above the knee boots, over pink sweat pants and a flannel shirt.  Maybe the Mai Thai umbrella stuck in my hair was explanation in itself.

5.  I was almost swabbed for DNA- and not in a fun I got swabbed for DNA sort of way.  In a I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth- from what I can remember which is nothing after the last scorpion bowl sort of DNA swab.

6. I can't wait to get the girls together a few years when the wanted signs have come down and we are allowed back in the 05751 area: When it is official that any and all charges have been dropped: when high waisted jeans are back in style!!!


heather goodale said...

I have to know more.