Monday, February 28, 2011

Bad Press

Apparently I have an Un Fan- below is a comment received on my last post:

you're fucking bonkers. please buy a journal...and see a therapist who specializes in personality disorders... your sniveling is more than obnoxious, it's revolting. and yet you seem amused by yourself. a true narcissist. pathetic. do your poor child a favor and get help fast.

Being the narccissist that I have been acused of being here is how I am going to take the negativitity thrown at me.  When I see a commercial for Victoria's Secret- ones where the models are 6ft tall weigh 100 lbs and have DD bra sizes and softball size asses I say " She isn't even pretty".  When I watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and see women with 8 houses, no jobs and 4 nannies I say "I wouldn't even want all that money".  When someone tells me that their child has slept through the night since birth, was potty trained at 18 months and has never said a bad word- I immediatly assume that the parent is a delusional psycopath and that the child will end up in juvie by their 16th b-day.  I am not proud of these thoughts.  I know that I make them because it makes me feel better to think that no one can be perfectly beautiful, happily rich, or have done everything right in the parenting department.  My "hater" has a hard time with my honesty.  My "hater" apparently can't stand my writing, my humor or my ability to poke fun at myself.  My "hater" should stop reading my blog because I am not a narcissist, nor am I pathetic and my child loves his Mamma.  What I am is honestly just a funny bitch with a talent for writing :-) If I do say so myself!

7 comments:

Rhea said...

I think your writing is great(and super funny). Don't worry about things like that. People only have the courage to say such things when it's anonymous.

MorganU said...

Thanks Rhea and Happy Birthday!!!

Anonymous said...

I think ms. or mr. Personality secretly likes you.....go away weirdo!

Ethan said...

Fuck them all baby
Ethan

Anonymous said...

I think your un fan should smoke a fatty and look up the definition of humor up.

Tressan said...

Your blog is honest and so well written! I have bookmarked your site (finally) and get excited when I find a new one posted. If this person hates your writing so much, why are they reading it? Its not like its mandatory reading. There are 40 billion other blogs out there, why does this person pick on yours? Seems they are a little jealous. I say, keep up the work Morgan!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Bump, my name is Jack and if I could read or write I would tell Mr. freak show anonymous that my people tell me you are pretty cool and he hasn't a clue what self deprecating humor is all about. I'm not even two yet and I get it. I peed my pants the other day listening to your blog, fortunately I was wearing a pair of Costco #5's. Write on baby.

The other little man