Oops I Did It Again

I Morgan Solemnly swear to never touch my own head or anyone else's for the rest of my life.  I promise to love, cherish and obey (not sure how to do that) the hair on my head, my Pretty Much Husbands and our poor, innocent recently scalped child's.

I don't quote Brittany Spears very often but being that she shaved her own head and I mistakenly shaved my toddlers I found it fitting so Ill say it again...Oops I Did it Again!

I'm not cheap.  And I am not a hairdresser.  So, it is still unclear to me why I felt that it was necessary to try my hand at barbering on my unarmed Little Man, but I did.  I think it clear now the level of my impulsiveness.  I may even see if I can coin the term "Obsessive Impulsive Disorder".  If we can have "Chronic Dry Eye" and "Restless Leg Syndrome" I think that "Obsessive Impulsive Disorder" or OID should seriously be looked into.  And I should be put under a microscopic lens, poked and prodded and studied carefully. 

I got it in my head....(never a good place for things to be "got") that I could give LM a buzz cut.  One time when we were both drunk and I put PMH's hair on the line in a game of pool only to have lost the game, I buzzed his.  So I guess you can say I'm experienced (?).  I called a friend who let me borrow some clippers.  And I had at it.  Words can not describe the lack of hair on my miniature white supremacist look alike so I have no choice but to display my work.  This is not a proud moment for me.

I'm going to say it again:  I Morgan Solemnly swear to never touch my own head or anyone else's for the rest of my life. I promise to love, cherish and obey (not sure how to do that) the hair on my head, my Pretty Much Husbands and our poor, innocent recently scalped child's.