I am elated. I am having visions of being interviewed by Oprah, having papparazi follow me to Starbucks (we don't even have a Starbucks), and having Botox. I am being played in a movie by Scarlette Johansin. Why you ask?
Well, Saturday we went to a party. And that is where it happened. I was approached about my blog. Four people at the party declared that they were official fans of my blog. I am instantly transformed into Morgan U the famous Blogger. I have since practiced my signature, made an appointment to get my hair done, and decided to stick to my fitness routine so that I will look fabulous while being interviewed by Letterman.
I have practiced how I am going to tell my boss that I am leaving to become a famous Blogger. I have decided on a new car and I have picked out a Prada bag. What I have not done is seriously think about how I can get my Blog read by the right people. The people that will read it and wisk me off in a private jet to give me a celebrity makeover and a book deal.
So here is my plea: Oh wonderful ,fabulous, loyal fans out there, if you have any celebrity friends, distant relatives with connections to Hollywood, or even a friend of a friend of a friend that sweeps the floor at Harpo Studios.. hook a sister up. I promise you now that when I am a famous Blogger that attends parties with the cast of The Hills that I will not forget you! I will throw stunning parties with celebretyish goody bags. I will charter a yacht and bring all of my closest 300 friends for a celebrity studded cocktail party. Loyal fans...you will not be forgotten!
See what happens when I get a compliment!
Monday, June 15, 2009
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